Rumble in the Base

You've seen Sel Mahums train? It's impressive, isn't it. Pinaps fears they are becoming too powerful. He doesn't know what to do. But I do...

• Ask about his idea.

Have you talked to Pinaps? He's worried about all the training going on at the Sel Mahum's camp. If he'd only ask me, I'd tell him how to solve it. But the ideas and opinions of guards are often overlooked, such is life.

(Only character level 82 or above who have completed It Smells Delicious can take this quest.)

Thanks for your hard work. Today Pinaps doesn't have to worry anymore. Worrying just shaves time off your life, makes you wrinkly, and causes gas. A true friend will put up with all that to help take some of the stress away. True friends also bring salmon soup.

(You can take on this quest once per day, starting at 6:30 am.)

Strength in battle comes from your stomach. Big swords, lots of training, all worthless compared to a belly fully of good food. Hey, can you tell Pinaps not to worry about me? That would be swell.

• Say you will.

I've pretty much established at this point that the Sel Mahum draw their fierce power in battle from their delicious Salmon Soup. I cannot allow this. Take salmon from the Sel Mahum Chefs, so that Sel Mahums will know the suffering of life without tasty salmon soup!

Then remove the shoelaces from dazed Sel Mahums because that is just fun. Teach them for tempting me with their tasty soup!

How about it? Scared? Keep your eye on the soup.

What is it? Pinaps is over there. See the face he's making? That means he is thinking real hard, or he forgot what he was doing.

Thank you! I'll certainly tell Pinaps about you. That's what friends are for, right?

That was fun. We could stop Sel Mahums from training everyday! Okay, I'm getting hungry... time for soup.